Nevermind that Michelle Duggar has to wear ear plugs when she sleeps to block the sound of her uterus wailing like a million La Lloronas, this is as even better reason for why you shouldn’t have a zillion kids: CHICKENPOX!!!!! Radar posted this clip from an upcoming episode of 19 Kids and Counting of 12 members of their conviction coalition suffering from the poultry itches! They all look like Chippy D’s leopard booty.
It’s bad enough dealing with one screechy Chickenpox victim, but imagine that times twelve. Quaker Oats stock must’ve went up the second when one pox showed up on a Duggar child.
But in all seriousness, I really didn’t mind getting Chickenpox. I got to stay home from school and Caladryl brought me hours of entertainment. I’d sit in front of the mirror from Pick ‘N Save and pretend the pink lotion was make-up as I dabbed it on my wounds. Yeah, I should send Caladryl a thank you note for teaching me the importance of concealer at such an early age.