This Is Random: Chelsea Handler To Host The MTV VMAs

August 19, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Get ready for an opening musical number dedicated to Heather’s long boobs, because Chelsea Handler is going to host this year’s MTV VMAs on September 12th! Chelsea got the job because she’s dating the head of MTV now. NO! MTV knows that the VMAs needs more jokes about pikachus, vodka and fuck nuggets. Chelsea is a big bitch, so this works for me.

Chelsea made the announcement on her show last night and said, “Everyone knows that when you think of rap music and hip-hop you think of Chelsea Lately.”

Chelsea will take over for Russell Brand who hosted the past two VMAs. Gay Fish, The Lesbeaver, Ne-Yo, Trey Songz, Nicki Minaj and Selena Gomez (????) are supposed to perform.

Chelsea better make a giant sign with Chuy’s name on it for him to hold while he’s walking around backstage. Because if she doesn’t there’s a good chance The Situation and Pauly D will mistake him for Snooki and drag him back to Seaside Heights with them.

Tags: Chelsea Handler, Well Well Well, Yeah Okay

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