“That Amoral Cunt Tellsu”

August 19, 2010 / Posted by:

My ass can’t sing or play a single instrument, but I still want to start a band just so I can call it “That Amoral Cunt Tellsu.” That’s just one of the many drops of crazy Courtney Love put in her never-ending Happy Birthday Tweet to her 18-year-old daughter Frances Bean. It’s times like this that I really wish Rosetta Stone put out a Courtney Love edition, because you could make out more legible words in a bowl of barfed up alphabet soup. Courtney somehow managed to top herself.

A little back story before you begin the HARDEST JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE! Courtney lost custody of Frances Bean last year, because she’s fucking crazy. Frances got a restraining order against Courtney and went off to live with Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister. Courtney has always accused Kurt’s mother and sister of trying to get their hands on Frances’ money. Or is it that Courtney accused the elves in the woods of trying to get their hands on Frances’ money? I don’t even know with Courtney anymore.

In this morning’s mess-a-thon, Courtney accuses Frances Bean of trying to ruin her life before begging her to run away from her guardians now that she’s 18. Courtney also accuses Frances’ dog of being a shady bitch! Courtney’s entire cyber meltdown is after the jump. It’s 2 parts sadness, 3 parts crackery and a million parts BAT SHIT INSANE. You might want to keep a bowl of ice water close by for you to dunk your face in afterwards. JUMP!!!!

that therapist told me you said you “were never talkiung to me ever again” i was hapless, i dont understand anything that amoral cunt tellsu
about 7 hours ago via web

just go the page i love you chuck, happy 18th i got you something so bloody awesome, finally. i love you hard day for me
about 7 hours ago via web

and you do know its not exactly a turn on to anyones kids what youve done and its all so fucking UN necseasssry i just assumed no kin ofmine
about 7 hours ago via web

no kin of mine or of kurts who despised yoru grandmother, ( ask charles cross) with a vengeance would go “where the money is” shocked
about 7 hours ago via web

beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
about 7 hours ago via web

well i long for your kiss and your sweet head smell i long for you i ache for you, i die for you every day my heart breaks for you, sowrong
about 7 hours ago via web

and youve taken away all motivation to do anything i couldnt give a fuck i go where im told go thru the motions why? i warned you theyd come
about 7 hours ago via web

was that thearpist right? why do u want to ruin my personal life? they dont theres billions int his you were manipulated but why sellmeout?
about 7 hours ago via web

youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age.
about 7 hours ago via web

for gods sake now that your of age run like hell they have to give you by law 30k a mionth no matter what not 15k seen your legal bills ?
about 7 hours ago via web

i ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState
about 7 hours ago via web

that carzy bitch wont leave until shes cleaned you out, and btw vanity fair is doing an expoise on ms wylde, should be fun, nocommentfrmme
about 7 hours ago via web

why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this and get angrier and angrier to justify it, i feel you missing me and i miss you too
about 7 hours ago via web

just come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you little bean, but please stop this madness over so much more money than your little self can comprehend its taken years but
about 7 hours ago via web

its finally in the right hands things happen for a reason, but you tore me apart from a great love and i dont know why you would do that .
about 7 hours ago via web

i could never do anything to frances that involved her personal public humilation like utah, or certain items that r private & wld ruiinher
about 7 hours ago via web

so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im
about 7 hours ago via web

so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to fuck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero, its impossible for me to
about 7 hours ago via web

have taken anything from you, that 03/05 shit was @edwardnorton s cpa selvaggi and laird, diverting 2.7 m from “yr trust” andsending to self
about 7 hours ago via web

i havethe wire, but io poaid double down ion 2 795k amex cards and a forged 980kj check anbd a 495 k cash to the house etc they colluded
about 7 hours ago via web

youllfind this out, i wish i knew what shit they had told you i dont think yhou understand anything thats at stake you should hate them.
about 7 hours ago via web

instead they hold out a litttle carrot yourso desperate that u cant let me fight for you & you sell out 4 nothing? christ yr better thanthis
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you no matter what i just dont understand why youd write me such a letter and then de;lberately and knowingly rob me of any joy. why?
about 7 hours ago via web

your finally grown tell me why? gop tpo the page & tell me the hell why i deserve to kno if that psych is telling the truth & what they say
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you but your 18 now do NOT allow any guardianship to continue whatsoever! theyll lie to you tell you it “has” to,. no it doesnt!
about 7 hours ago via web

no lawyers free yourself now theyve built a tower of terror in the REAL word fbc if you dont want to talk to me? we wont talk, stoppaying$
about 7 hours ago via web

NO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@!
about 7 hours ago via web

i am, helpless to know what bullshit they say to her theuuy have one agenda to get away with it and theyve kidnapped my child,. 15k please
about 7 hours ago via web

she a little baby & sheltered to SOME degree, phony cop raids, seeing her mother cuffed for no reason other than i found out and theyGRABHER
about 7 hours ago via web

at her most vulnerable and feed her uttter bullshit based ona FORGED forensically proven to be FORGED operating agreement, so well have fun
about 7 hours ago via web

with that that kid s=mustr ee somne accountability or shes going to believe thier insanity narcissism and lies, one human loves her truly ME
about 7 hours ago via web

and im sure her dog., everyone else has a fucking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig‚Č•poisonkids
about 7 hours ago via web

im done, you arent dumb you know what youve done what youve sold i couldnt shelter you from them i suppose its my fault, im so sorry bean. x
about 7 hours ago via web

i shouldve hooked up in some loveless marriage to a powerful hedgefund guy then youd be safe, im sorry i didnt. for your sake.i love you.
about 7 hours ago via web

And since half of your brain is already running towards the front door, you might as well let the other half go too. Here’s a couple of Tweets where Courtney brags about her dick sucking skills to Dave Navarro.

@davenavarro6767 bosh! your barely tolerating me , but man i appreciate it so much, plus my bjs are fucking legendary.
about 13 hours ago via web

@davenavarro6767 yeah we should just like fuck it, get married, your rich, im richer, i like travelling abroad, i dont believe in monogomy,
about 13 hours ago via web

Good fucking night.

via HuffPo

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