Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which half of a Hollywood couple was acting nutso at a recent NYC party? He roamed around the room, collecting helium balloons, releasing them, and then gathering them up again. ‘Strange,’ says a source. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Oh, Tommy Girl just loves hugging balls. He can’t help it.

This married Academy Award winner/nominee for Best Actor is sleeping with this A list pro tennis player’s wife. Guess all the visits to watch him were so he could sit next to the wife in the box. (CDAN)

For the A list pro’s wife, I’ll go with Brooklyn Decker who is married to Andy Roddick. As for the Best Actor dude, I’ll say Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe or Woody Allen. Yeah, it’s totally Woody and Brooklyn. Brooklyn must get bored with fucking on a hot piece so she rolls into Woody’s bed to bring her back down.

This B list comedian/actor didn’t leave patrons laughing when he left a restaurant several nights ago. The poor guy who has been struggling with sobriety showed up to dinner already half plastered and continued to drink throughout the night. He was escorted out before dessert for pulling down his pants and rubbing up against a waiter. (BuzzFoto)

This sounds like something straight out of Andy Dick’s every day life, so I’ll go with the obvious choice.

This D Lister just got his big break by getting on board in one of the biggest films of next year. The film has some big names signed on and so this pathetic actor better watch his step. Instead, he’s been irritating cast members by taking pictures of all the females on set and their chests with his cell phone. We know, very mature. He takes the photos and then shows them to everyone and anyone who will look. (BuzzFoto)

Rory Culkin in Scream 4? That’s all I’ve got.