Siohvaughn Wade, the estranged wife of Dwayne Wade, filed a lawsuit against his girlfriend Gabrielle Union a few months ago for causing emotional distress to her children by doing ho shit (Yes, that’s the official legal term in Illinois) in front of them. In her lawsuit, Siohvaughn claimed that Dwayne and Gabrielle’s display of “sexual foreplay” in front of her boys caused one them to lose some of his hair due to stress.
The lawsuit made some of the professional home wreckers out there shake in their house stompin’ heels, but they don’t have to shake anymore! The Toronto Sun reports that a judge has shit all over the lawsuit it and officially dismissed it. The judge cited “improper jurisdiction” which translates into: Bitch, handle your own mess.
Gabrielle’s lawyer had this to say outside of the court house in Illinois: “The allegations against Ms. Union are completely false and do not belong in the Illinois Court System.”
That means Sienna Miller, Fantasia and LeAnn Rimes can keep on running their bull dozer vaginas through planned community after planned community without having to worry about a stupid lawsuit clogging up their motors. Victory!