The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNNER For August 17th!

August 18, 2010 / Posted by:

As White Oprah’s “Tour of Delusion” bus rolls through town, residents literally have to wade knee-deep through her bullshit. – perky

Runners-up:

The Bible never talks about the time Jesus was late for dinner and had to run on water. – starvis

Joaquin Phoenix will do anything to stop water from touching his body. – El Bastardo

Robert Pattinson takes drastic measures to avoid the panty pudding he causes when out in public. – Tex-Bro

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