Katie Price Is Good At Sex, So Says Katie Price

In an interview with The Guardian, Katie Price says she’s like an “ugly fat woman” in bed because she knows how to fuck right. You know, because Katie Price is so gorgeous and gorgeous hos are known lazy lays (served by a waiter with a name tag that reads: SARCASM).

When asked by The Guardian’s Decca Aitkenhead if it’s hard for her to get real (HA!) with a new dude because of his preconceptions about her, Katie said, “What, do you mean do they think I’m going to be an animal in bed? I’m worse than an animal. I’m an extremist in bed.” Decca rephrased the question and blatantly asked if Katie feels pressure to fuck like her alter ego Jordan, “Yeah but if you act up to their ideas then you’re fine. You can say I’m like an ugly fat woman, cos they’re the ones they say really try. I’m like one of them, I make an effort. I’m not just a lay on your back, open your legs, look at the time. I actually work it.”

Is this colonic water faced bitch really trying to act like all of us haven’t already seen her lie there like a rusty rag in her sex tape?! Maybe Katie has gotten better over time, but her sex tape shows that she’s the opposite of an animal in bed. Unless the animal she’s referring to is a lude-addicted sloth with gas.

Getting toe fucked in a sex tape does not prove that she knows how to work it. It only proves that she can probably give an amazing pedicure with her snatch. It also proves that she most likely has a serious case of athlete’s clit.