Did Tweeting Cause Dr. Frank’s Accident?

Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who created Heidi Montag 2.0 and whose hands once touched the celestial skin on The Empress of Lucite, died in Malibu on Monday afternoon when his Jeep went over a cliff and crashed into the rocks below. Dr. Frank’s friends and family immediately said that they highly doubt he was under the influence of anything at the time of the crash since he didn’t drink, smoke or touch the bad shit. But Dr. Frank’s ex-girlfriend Charmaine Blake (pictured above with Dr. Frank) tells People she knows what caused the accident. Charmaine claims that investigators told Dr. Frank’s family that he Tweeted to his death. Proof that the Twitter Whale works in the name of evil.

Charmaine explains, “He lived up in Malibu on a tiny street and he was texting while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff.” Dr. Frank Tweeted a picture of his border collie Jill (she survived the crash) hanging out on the beach at around 4:10pm. It’s been reported that Dr. Frank’s accident occurred at around 4:30pm.

Maybe Charmaine is telling the truth and Dr. Frank was in the middle of writing a Tweet when he accidentally lost control of his Jeep? Who knows. But I do know that Oprah will launch her No Tweet Zone Pledge in 3…(You better run to the conference room now, Gayle!)….2…