When Simon Monjack and Sharon Murphy started doing the media rounds shortly after Brittany Murphy’s death, wannabe Detective La Toyas pulled out their magnifying glasses to find the something in the milk that ain’t clean. Well, here’s a small piece of info they can add to their files (labeled: Because we have to know EVERYTHING). According to TMZ, the coroner’s report on Simon Monjack’s death states that he slept in the same bed as Sharon Murphy.
When investigators were searching the master bedroom, Sharon pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and told them that was her “side of the bed.” Investigators also found several prescription bottles with the names Sharon Murphy and Sharon Monjack on them. Sharon told investigators those pills belonged to her. TMZ adds that the report “doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two.”
People grieve all sorts of ways. Sharon and Simon were the two people closest Brittany, so maybe they found comfort in sleeping next to each other every night? Is it weird? I’m the wrong bitch to ask since I used my baby blanket as a dream time cuddle pillow until I was…..in high school (Yeah, let’s just go with “high school” and keep moving…).
But the weirdest part of all of this is that Sharon (who is giving me Beverly D’Angelo fever) and Simon chose that picture of Brittany looking like a sad homeless clown who really needs to pee. Wasn’t there a picture from Ty’s big makeover scene in Clueless they could’ve used instead?