The pink satin sheets on Zsa Zsa Gabor’s gilded princess bed were barely warm when she was rushed back to the hospital on Friday after suffering another complication from her hip replacement surgery. The sparkle around Zsa Zsa (like a rhinestone winking) was slowly fading, so she rang her Baccarat bell and asked the nurse to bring her a priest to read her last rites. But the priest never came in, because Zsa Zsa left the hospital yesterday and is now resting at her Bel Air mansion.
CNN reports that doctors were ready to operate on Zsa Zsa, but she declined their offer and said she would take her chances at home. Zsa Zsa’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, told the reporters outside of their home, “The doctors did everything they could do. The rest is up to her to whether she recovers or not.”
When Zsa Zsa’s eyelashes take their final bow, she wants to be wearing her white marabou robe and her favorite Danilo wig while surrounded by her 3 Bichon Frise (Names: Dahling, Dahling and Dahling), her chambermaids (Names: Dahling and Dahling) and all her diamonds. So Zsa Zsa is probably ready to sashay off into the light, but she shouldn’t throw in the pearl-encrusted cashmere towel just yet! There’s still bitches out there that need a good slap and Zsa Zsa’s the only one who can do it!