The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 16th!

August 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Microscopic view of Nicole Kidman’s facial muscles trying to move. – Vern

Runners-up:

When Ms.Vadge finally cha cha’s off to Kabbalah acres, she wants her body donated to Huffy, so it can be melted down for Jesus to ride until he’s a teenager. – oggie168

Damn, Fergie looked rough back when she was riding high on crystal meth. – OurMissC

White Oprah’s new line of “Go Green: Delusion” products actually seem to be doing better than I expected them to. The bicycle is even made from the recycled plastic of her used Adderall and Percocet bottles. – Sexy Pants

via PIU (Thanks Jon)

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