Michael Douglas Has A Tumor In His Froat

August 17, 2010 / Posted by:

With the news that the world might lose the glamorous being in the world, and now this, Dlisted is quickly turning into SaDlisted. Adjust the number of whiskey shots in your morning coffee accordingly.

Michael Douglas’ rep tells People that doctors found a tumor in his froat and he will go through eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy to make sure that shit doesn’t come back. Michael’s rep didn’t throw the “cancer” word around, but Dr. Nancy Snyderman said on Today this morning that the tumor is most likely malignant since he’s being treated with chemotherapy. If Dr. Nancy says this, it must be so. I get all my medical info from Dr. Nancy, Doogie Howser and Nurse Bobbie.

In a 4-word statement, Michael simply said: “I am very optimistic.

I would suggest that Catherine Zeta-Jones should soothe Michael’s throat with a soft lullaby, but we’ve all seen her melodramatic ass sing, so maybe that’s not the best idea.

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