Joaquin Phoenix Is A Mountain Top Water Drop

August 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s the trailer for Joaquin Phoenix’s mockumentary “I’m Still Here,” which is basically hardcore porn for lice and scabies.This mess is one full minute of mangy Joaquin running around while an elder hobo rattles on about mountain top water drops and streams and shit. This pepaw is actually comparing Joaquin to a crystal clear drop of Sparkletts! Pepaw’s doctor needs to up his prescription, because that’s straight-up crazy talk. It sounds like pepaw snatched that shit out of the pages of Joy Luck Club.

Joaquin might be a mountain top water drop after its journey down the hill gets cut short when it runs into a giant mound of deer shit covered in thirsty maggots. But that’s it! Joaquin isn’t a mountain top water drop! He needs to cleanse his stank in a shower of mountain top water drops mixed with Ammonia and extra-strength RAID.

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