Gorilla Head Celebrates Bankruptcy With A Shopping Spree

August 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Not long after Teresa Giudice and Juicy Delicious of The Real Housewives of NJ filed for bankruptcy, they spent $60,000 on a ton of gaudy ass home furnishings. Furnishings that probably look like they were violently barfed up by a Bombay Company Outlet after it drank a whole bottle of the Olive Garden’s “signature house wine.”

Page Six got a hold of the court documents which show that the judge in their bankruptcy case threw a side-eye at them for spending $8,000 on curtains and almost $45,000 on other home crap just days after they declared they are broke. The judge stated, “These were not Ikea-purchased furniture items. These were from high-end design stores.”

The same judge also refused to stop the auction of all of Teresa and Juicy Delicious’ personal shit, but he did postpone it until October 3rd. Teresa and Juicy Delicious refused to comment when they came jumping out of the court house while banging on their chests.

All those tacky home furnishing will look beautiful in Juicy Delicious’ cage after the IRS drags him away. But if the prison warden doesn’t allow a 14kg knight’s armor in his cell, I’m sure it will look gorgeous in the studio above the pizza place Teresa will have to move into.

Prostitution Whore-ah was also unavailable for comment, because she’s too busy considering all the “incredible options” (example: Showing her love, light and square tits in the half-time show of a dog fight in Newark) presented to her following the rumor that she’s been fired from RHONJ.

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