Shit That Makes Sense: Vanilla Gorilla Is Boning Kat Von D

August 16, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Boobshit McGee is the section 8 version of Kat Von D (served in a Nazi-made meth pipe), so I guess Vanilla Gorilla has sort of upgraded by fucking on the real thing. People Magazine reports that Kat Von D and Vanilla Gorilla went out on a date in Las Vegas on Saturday night and were seen holding hands. And by holding hands, I think the source means that they were touching fingers while giving the Hitler salute.

People has all the details on Kat and Vanilla Gorilla’s date down to what they ate:

Settling into a table at Palms Casino Resort’s N9NE, the duo didn’t bother spreading out in the oversized booth, but got cozy by sitting right next to each other.

The two shared the restaurant’s signature rock shrimp and classic Caesar salad. They also both enjoyed the filet with a side of asparagus, and drank Fiji water with dinner.

A SIDE OF ASPARAGUS?! What dumbass eats asparagus on a date?! It must have really killed the mood when Vanilla Gorilla’s nostril hairs curled up after Kat Von D tried to make the sign of a swastika on his chest with her piss like he asked. Way to ruin a truly romantic moment!

Tags: Kat Von D, Vanilla Gorilla

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