Stepford Katie tells New York Magazine that 4-year-old Suri Cruise will probably replace Tim Gunn as the mentor on Project Runway next season, because she isn’t afraid to give you the up and down if you’re dressed like fug shit.
“I grew up the youngest of five, so there were a lot of hand-me-downs that I would sort of change up. And Suri and I do that now with her clothes. Or rather, she does it. She says, ‘I want this sleeve cut,’ and it’s like, ‘Okay, we’ll cut it.’ She picks out all of her own clothes and has since she was 1½. Tom and I went to the Met ball a couple of years ago, and I had this beautiful red gown and these royal-blue shoes that I wasn’t planning on wearing, but Suri made me put them on and so I was like, ‘Okay, I trust you.’
But seriously, Suri needs to take classes at Parsons or some shit, because Katie always looks like….well…like she’s been dressed by a toddler. Unless Suri dresses her like that on purpose just to fuck with her. That’s probably the case. Suri is only around those two ass drips all day, so she has to entertain herself somehow.
And Stepford Katie also confirmed that Suri’s the one holding the whip in that family.
“We have quite a schedule, you know? We don’t say, ‘When I’m working, you don’t work,’ or anything like that. Last year he was shooting Knight and Day and I was shooting The Romantics, and we’d just fly to see each other after we wrapped. And we homeschool Suri–she has a teacher (aka L. Ron Hubbard’s hologram) who is with her every day. We like the one-on-one education. I’m happy that my daughter is strong-willed and determined. You really have to go with what the child is wanting.”