Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 16, 2010 / Posted by:

The Cami Secret, it’s like the sexy version of the Dickey! The Vaginaey, if you will!

Are you tired of your boss motorboating you with his eyes when he’s standing over your desk while going over some very important documents and can’t be bothered to put on a full camisole in the morning (putting on clothes is really hard, so I understand your pain)? Well, this is the completely useless product for you! The Cami Secret attaches to your bra strap and allows you to show off as much or as little of your titty crevice as you want!

While watching this ridiculous mess of a commercial last night (see below), the first thing that came on my mind is that Aretha Franklin couldn’t even use the Cami Secret as a burp bib for ONE of her nipples! I guess if Aretha ever wanted to commit an illegal act by covering up her magnificent chichis of wonder, she’d have to use a couple of my abuelita’s oval lace tablecloths.

And I think I figured out the real use for the Cami Secret. If you accidentally leave your panties on your one night stand’s living room floor and don’t want to go into work Lohan-style, just make yourself a DIY thong using the Cami Secret and tampon strings. Voila!

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