The last trick on earth (next to Lindsay Lohan) who should play Marilyn Monroe might play Marilyn Monroe – Lainey Gossip
Even Xtina would make a better Marilyn Monroe (take that with a huge layer of sarcasm on top) – Hollywood Tuna
Betty White was robbed! Rooney Mara is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – Jezebel
But which one is RPattz and which one is Kristen Stewart? – Celebuzz
AnnaLynne McCord at some stupid event for Crest, which makes sense because I’m pretty sure her diet consists of only toothpaste and extra thin ice chips – Egotastic!
The housekeeper who witnessed Mad Mel bring the rage upon OctoSana died last week. Oh, Mel would…. – The Superficial
Does Suri Cruise accept other clients, because St. Angie needs her help – Popsugar
Because this is how shit works in the US, Steven Slater might get his own reality show – Towleroad
Mad Mel lost control of his Maserati and smashed into a bunch of rocks. Maybe “Hava Nagila” came on the radio? – Celebitchy
Well, Mischa Barton’s bong isn’t going to fill itself! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
SPOILER ALERT: The peen lover on 90210 is… – Just Jared
No more Prostitution Whore on Real Housewives of New Jersey? – ICYDK
Baby horse trying to hump a ball (not a Hilary Duff sex tape) – Cityrag
Asshole Simpson needs to give those denim panties back to Gay Al, because he’s the only one who can pull them off – Hollywood Rag
Wake me when every bitch on Jersey Shore (except for the duck phone) gets thrown into a prison cell – I’m Not Obsessed
Video of the Juggalos trying to murder Tila Tequila, sponsored by Faygo – Holy Moly!