Afternoon Crumbs

August 16, 2010 / Posted by:

The last trick on earth (next to Lindsay Lohan) who should play Marilyn Monroe might play Marilyn Monroe – Lainey Gossip

Even Xtina would make a better Marilyn Monroe (take that with a huge layer of sarcasm on top) – Hollywood Tuna

Betty White was robbed! Rooney Mara is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Jezebel

But which one is RPattz and which one is Kristen Stewart? – Celebuzz

AnnaLynne McCord at some stupid event for Crest, which makes sense because I’m pretty sure her diet consists of only toothpaste and extra thin ice chips – Egotastic!

The housekeeper who witnessed Mad Mel bring the rage upon OctoSana died last week. Oh, Mel would…. – The Superficial

Does Suri Cruise accept other clients, because St. Angie needs her help – Popsugar

Because this is how shit works in the US, Steven Slater might get his own reality show – Towleroad

Mad Mel lost control of his Maserati and smashed into a bunch of rocks. Maybe “Hava Nagila” came on the radio? – Celebitchy

Well, Mischa Barton’s bong isn’t going to fill itself! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

SPOILER ALERT: The peen lover on 90210 is… – Just Jared

No more Prostitution Whore on Real Housewives of New Jersey?ICYDK

Baby horse trying to hump a ball (not a Hilary Duff sex tape) – Cityrag

Asshole Simpson needs to give those denim panties back to Gay Al, because he’s the only one who can pull them off – Hollywood Rag

Wake me when every bitch on Jersey Shore (except for the duck phone) gets thrown into a prison cell – I’m Not Obsessed

Video of the Juggalos trying to murder Tila Tequila, sponsored by Faygo – Holy Moly!

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