Hilary Duff Is A Married Chipmunk!

22-year-old Hilary Duff got married to 29-year-old Canadian hock player Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara, CA last night. The best part of this news is that the juicy man titty in the picture above served as the ring bearer’s pillow. Yes, that succulent chichi is available for all weddings and parties, so check your local yellow pages and book that nipple.

OK! Magazine reports that Hilary looked absolutely radiant in her Vera Wang gown as she rode up in a Haylie Duff-drawn carriage. Hilary and Mike promised to love each other until “irreconcilable differences” does them part in front of their friends and family.

At the reception, Hilary and Mike shared their first dance together as a slide show of their most tender moments played on a giant screen in the background. The tent was filled with a massive chorus of “AWWWWWs” when this picture from their engagement popped up on the screen:

Actually, I think that picture was the cover for their wedding invitation.

Here’s a few completely crystal clear and interesting photos from their wedding taken by a pigeon who barely learned how to operate a disposable camera a few days ago. It’s like we’re sitting in the front row!