Early last year, Thomas Jane (the pier hobo above) and Patricia Arquette decided that they were sick of looking at each other’s genitals every morning so they filed for divorce. A few months later, they both thought to themselves “You know, I miss seeing that bitch’s genitals every morning” so they got back together. Well, now they are back to needing a different set of genitals in their lives, because they have filed for divorce AGAIN. Thomas Jane’s spokesbitch issued this statement to People:
“The split is completely amicable and their prime focus is their daughter. They ask that their privacy be respected at this time.”
That means Thomas will now spend his days trying to erase the memories of Patricia by remodeling the home they once shared together. Then when his house burns down, he’ll live in a tent in the backyard and sell his Grade A dick on the side to make ends meet. Yes, I’m still watching Hung, but only because I’m still hoping that during an episode in the future they’ll finally give me what I came for: HUNG DICK! I’ll even take a prosthetic at this point! I’m that hard up.