Doogie Howser Is Going To Be A Daddy!!!

E! News reports that Neil Patrick Harris and his partner of forever David Burtka (who is throwing us a “Yes, Doogie checks my no-nos’ heartbeat with his peenoscope every night, thankyouverymuch” smirk in that picture above) rented themselves a prime womb and are now expecting TWIN BABIES!!!! in a few months.

A source says that NPH and David have already started making plans for a baby shower. The source also said that the “beautiful surrogate” (as opposed to a dog ass ugly surrogate) is going to give birth this October.

So far NPH hasn’t confirmed or denied if he’ll be wiping up newborn slobber (make that two servings) and drowning in a mountain of Baby Wipes (insert Terrence Howard jealous face) this fall.

If this is true, congrats to NPH and David. I’m sure their twin babies will be coo-ing and gurgling the melody to every popular show tune by the time they’re 6-months-old. NPH’s babies: Already more skilled than me and their asses aren’t even born yet!

UPDATE: NPH Tweeted today that it’s a fact that he’s expecting twin chirruns with his partner. He Tweeted this: “So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…” And here’s hoping he names one Doogie and the other one Howser.