On Tosh.0 the other night, Daniel Tosh tried to control the rumble of desire brewing in his no-no while he rubbed his hands all over Carrot Top’s piping hot carcass. Daniel tried to act like his nipple holes weren’t about to blow steam, but we all know that finger banging Carrot Top’s chichi crevice and massaging those freckled ass dumplings would take almost anybody over the top.
Okay, if Carrot Top isn’t your (aka everybody but me) thing, but watching Paula Deen in the kitchen is, then this clip will still work for you. Because it sorts of looks like Daniel is slathering butter all over a giant roasted pork butt.
And when you give Carrot Bottom a rubdown, you’re the one who gets the happy ending. Or is that you’re the one who gets a lifetime phobia to orange squash with an abnormal number of warts?