Late Afternoon Crumbs

FINALLY! The video of Steven Slater’s “I Quit This Bitch” slide to beautiful freedom! Too bad it’s not as magical as it could be. I blame that shit blocking the camera. – NBC New York

Stephanie Miller comes out as a gayelle!- SheWired

RPattz and Kristen Stewart aaaaaaalmost kissing! Does this mean we’re all going to drown in Twihard panty cream soon? – Popsugar

Brit Brit giving us “fresh trailer park flower running to the WIC office before they close” – Lainey Gossip

Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss might have quit each other – Life & Style

I read this headline as “Kelly LeBrock in Playboy” and it got me excited for a quick second – Egotastic!

And here’s Hilary Swank in a two-piece. Since she gets nominated for sneezing, the Academy will probably find a way to give her an Oscar for this – The Superficial

All about Steven Slater – Towleroad

Wino takes her drunk baby head titties out for a walk in London – Hollywood Tuna

Christina Hendricks’ DayGlo chichis in GQ (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

White Oprah is just…um…I don’t even know anymore – Celebitchy

I don’t hate any of these animals either – The Chive

The sight of a shirtless George Clooney isn’t what it used to be, but I still would – Popsugar

When are we going to see Ke$hit and John Travolta in the same room, because I’m still not convinced that they aren’t the same person – Moe Jackson

Michael Lohan thinks White Oprah needs rehab. The truth is, we all need rehab from the Lohans. They can stay out here. – I’m Not Obsessed

Chuck Bass looking like a sour peach Creamsicle – Hollywood Rag

In “This Hasn’t Happened Yet?” News: Miley Cyrus wants to get a titty job – ICYDK

Own the house where Harvey Price told Peter Andre to FUCK OFF – Holy Moly!

This Corgi knows how to belly flop (not a Snooki post) – Cityrag