Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Earring Magic Ken (aka 1980s West Hollywood Circuit Boy Ken or Cock Ring Magic Ken)

In 1993, Mattel popped some Ecstasy, sniffed the pina colada lube and released this kinky ass plastic twink as a “companion” to Earring Magic Barbie. Anybody with two working eyes and a sliver of common sense could see that Mattel’s definition of companion must have meant someone to have a 4pm brunch with Barbie to talk about all the different kinds of fuckery they licked on the night before. And I say “licked on,” because poor Barbie and Ken still don’t have fuck parts!

Shortly after Mattel popped Cock Ring Magic Ken on the shelves, he became the must-have toy (sorry, pocket dildos) for gays. He became the best-selling Ken doll in Mattel’s history! Instead of embracing the icon of kitsch they created, the dumb dicks at Mattel discontinued Cock Ring Magic Ken and pulled him out of the stores!

Maybe Mattel realized that they messed up by not giving Ken a cock to slip all his cock rings around! That is just cruel and intoymane! I’d like to think that Ken still found a way to get his. Like maybe one of the other Ken dolls gently poked his shallow crack with one of their earlobes? Or something! It’s not too late for Mattel to fix their wrong by re-releasing Cock Ring Magic Ken with an actual cock! It’s the right thing to do.

(For Tara) (Image via Flickr)

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