Chippy D Is A Role Model To Our Youth (UPDATE: No, She’s Not)
CORRECTION: Carlton Jordan and E! Online both say that this isn’t Chippy D’s real Twitter account. This one is. So the real Chippy D never Tweeted that she’s a role model to our youth. I fucked up! Apologies.
And the fake Chippy D is asking for “dirt” on me for writing this post. Tell the fake Chippy D just to visit any fast food or gay bar bathroom and you’ll find my dirt all over the place. Seriously, I don’t think they’ve been able to scrub it out yet.
The next time a junior high school is looking for a motivational speaker to tell young teens to cross college off of their things to do list and consider a career in turning tricks on the ho stroll, they should call up Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana. Montana aka Chippy D has added “role model” to her resume right next to pussy peddler and porn star.
On her Twatter yesterday, Montana told a terrifying bed time story about how a 13-year-old girl basically called her a role model. You would think that would be the magic code for the Earth’s core to implode and swallow all of us whole, but we’re all still here right? Damn.
A bunch of people went after Montana on Twitter which led her to spewing out this rant:
Aw this little 13 year old girl came up to me talking about I’m her favorite celebrity and she is going to make a sex-tape when she turns 18
about 15 hours ago via webDon’t blame me.. blame yourselves! If you spent more time on Twitter than with your kids this week. #YouToBlame
about 14 hours ago via webIt’s too late fools. Me and @ihatekatstacks are the next generation’s ROLE MODELS. You had your chance and decided to go to college smh hoes
about 14 hours ago via webIf your daughter wants to be like me when she turns 18 well then she get it how she lives. Don’t blame me, I’m just a product of society!
about 14 hours ago via webThe Illuminati pays me to raise your children since you all too busy watching my tape and doing drugs, is that what you want me to say smh?!
about 14 hours ago via webOnly reason you hoes went to college was A.) To get away from your parents and B.) To go hoe it up and drink HAHA, who’s stupid now #SLAVES!
about 13 hours ago via webI know this girl that has an MD and her Master’s and she is working with high school kids at the coffee shop. “Montana your coffee’s ready!”
about 13 hours ago via webAfter watching @Sn00ki it dawned upon me that Jersey Girls are trash, does everyone in New Jersey put the trailer in trash or WHAT!
about 1 hour ago via web
Didn’t the melody to Whitney Houston’s “Greatest Love Of All” just play in your head while reading that?