And She Deserves Every Single Cent!

Yes, this is a vintage photo of Camille Donatacci Grammer back when she made eyeballs swirl with her totally awesome radical dance moves on Club MTV, but I posted it so we can all see how truly timeless her NATURAL beauty is. Yes, my eyeballs are still swirling with delusion. Yes, I’ll try to stop the swirls by poking my eyes with Visine. But now to the important business at hand….

Kelsey Grammer never made Camille sign a prenup before they were married 13 years ago, because he was so caught up in soul surfing through the AquaNet wave of gorgeousness above her head that he didn’t even think about it. Because Kelsey never secured his money, sources tell Page Six that Camille could collect at least $30 million in a divorce settlement proving that gold diggers always win no matter what.

One of the sources explained, “Camille stands to get half of all syndication of ‘Frasier’ made during the years they were married. That’s seven years of episodes, as well as income from other shows the company made, including ‘Medium’ and ‘Girlfriends.’ ”

If Camille successfully snatches $30 million out of Kelsey’s pocket, his worth will clock in at around $55 million. And it will dwindle even more when his latest knocked up piece tries to siphon a few million from his bank account after they break up.

Camille deserves $30 million and more! Stop yourself before you start arguing with me. Just look at her! Camille deserves that money for just being. Kelsey knows this so I doubt he’ll try to fight her. The Frankenstein guido with Harvey Levin eyes in the picture above knows what I’m talking about. He is so stunned by Camille’s beauty that he immediately signed over his Mazda RX-7 to her shortly after this picture was taken.