Wakin N Bakin With Mischa Barton

August 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton took a vacation from smoking joints in the parking lot of various L.A. clubs by smoking joints on a yacht in St. Tropez. That stoned bitch (feel the jealousy touch your eyes)!

Dressed like a slutty 1970s babysitter who sunbathes on the driveway while the kids drink bleach inside, Mischa lit up a rolled cigarette filled with dead leaves (a metaphor for her career?) and ignored all the job offers blowing up her Blackberry.

When Mischa’s Ziploc baggie filled with the good shit goes dry, she should roll up those Huggies Diaper Jeans on her ass and smoke that fug shit. They have to be good for something.

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