While nothing makes a pussy sadder than the sight of Mel Gibson’s face, nothing makes the other kind of pussy sadder than a costume! Putting a wig and a stupid costume on a cat will turn his/her usual bitchface into an ultra bitchysadface. There were dozens examples of this in NYC last night at the birthday party for the Algonquin Hotel’s resident cat Matilda. Yes, they celebrated Matilda’s birth by brutally torturing her feline friends.
These pictures look like they were taken at a contest to see which cat can give the most convincing “Please Kill Me Now” facial expression. Answer: ALL OF THEM! These tormented pussies would rather be sitting with a bunch of dogs in a backyard hot tub in the middle of a thunderstorm.
The owners of these cats are going to get it. They better tie a sock around their cats’ waists before they go to bed or they will wake up with a pair of pussy teeth trying to gnaw their fingers off. And rightly so!