Jennifer Aniston Bites Back

Bill O’Reilly gave us the sequel to “Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown” when he said that Jennifer Aniston’s comment about women not needing a man to start a family was “destructive to our society” and sending a message to 12-year-olds that they can pop out a BABY!!! without a dad. Well, Jennifer wrote a response on her Cathy stationary, sprayed it with a touch of subtle bitchiness (which is the opposite odor of J’Alone) and sent it off to People:

“Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”

I see what you did there, Aniston. And by that I mean that I know you buttered Maddox up with a case of Manic Panic so he could temporarily call a truce and write this response for you! I see Maddox’s snaps all over this.

But seriously, Bill probably thinks Jennifer’s flirting with his ass and he’s totally going to drunk text her tonight. I see the makings of a beautiful… No, I’m going to stop, because I don’t want to be responsible for your dry cleaning bill when you get the barfs.