Further Proof That Donald Duck Is A Horny Perv

August 12, 2010 / Posted by:

In case you didn’t you couldn’t tell from the fact that Donald Duck wears a sailor costume without pants (“Me tooooo” – Tommy Girl), he is one of the perviest pervs in the Magic Kingdom! Here’s a story out of the Smoking Gun that furthers proves this! 27-year-old April Magalon of Pennsylvania claims that her nipple freeze in fear whenever she sees a duck, because she remembers the traumatic day in May ’08 when Donald Duck grabbed her titty without asking at Epcot Center in Florida.

TSG reports that April is suing Disney for $50,000 claiming that she suffered severe physical injury and emotional anguish after Donald Duck molested her chest and then lifted up his snowy white hands in the air “indicating he had done something wrong.”

April is currently being treated for the money grubbing drama queen disorder post-traumatic stress disorder she suffers from thanks to Donald’s wandering hands. April’s lawsuit also mentions that there’s a long list of incidents involving costumed Disney characters molesting on unsuspecting victims.

While I do agree that Donald belongs on a government list, I have to say that it is a world of confusion in those costumes. No, I’m not a furry…yet. When I was 18, I auditioned to be a costumed character at Disneyland. It was a desperate time and I needed the booze/lube money, okay!? They put me into a Tigger costume and it was like slipping into Amy Wino’s head! Everything was blurry, I could barely see shit and after a few minutes I got the delusions from breathing in my own recycled air. I’m not condoning Donald’s nasty ass, but maybe the chick in the costume didn’t know what she was doing.

But I’m still going to pass April two pieces of NSFW evidence she can use in court against Donald. JUMP!!!!

The duck is fucked and not in the way he was hoping for!

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