Frasier’s Newest Piece Is Knocked Up

August 12, 2010 / Posted by:

The gold digger who polished her shovel, kissed it for good luck and gently stuck it between Kelsey Grammer’s ass cheeks is pregnant for real. Earlier this week, Kelsey’s spokeswhore confirmed the rumors that he has replaced his gorgeous wax flower of a wife, Camille Grammer, with a 29-year-old British flight attendant named Kayte Walsh (This isn’t getting Dr. Addie’s stamp of approval). Kayte’s daddy confirmed to the Daily Mail that Frasier’s fifth kid is baking in his daughter’s womb.

Alan Walsh, an ex-footballer who is only 2 years younger than Kelsey, is happier than a hard dick that his daughter is having a baby with a married man. Alan said, “It’s great news and we are very pleased for them both. I don’t know how long they have been together and I have not met him yet, but I’m looking forward to it. We just found out about her pregnancy a couple of days ago. I think they met in New York socially because she works for Virgin Airways and often stops over in America. The main thing is for them both to be happy and they are – they have just hit it off together.”

Kelsey is such an easy mark. Kelsey doesn’t have a prenup with Camille, and yet he still bones a young piece without blowing into the condom first to make sure there aren’t any holes in it!? Why bother with lottery tickets! Scratching Kelsey’s peen hole with your clit will make you an instant winner! Camille better hook up her at-home colonic machine to Kelsey’s checking account and suck that shit dry.

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