If you’ve still got the drunk haze clouding up your eyeballs from last night, you might mistake this for a picture of Johnny Weir and Lynn from The Real Housewives of Orange County. But no! This is the one and only Pee Wee Herman canoodling (I’m wrong for digging that word out of its grave) with former Mr. Shauna Sand Lorenzo Lamas at Sturgis the other day.
Pee Wee is obviously only using Lorenzo to get close to The Empress of Lucite. Or maybe Pee Wee wants Lorenzo and his clay infinityhead to play Zyzzybalubah in his new movie. That’s probably what’s really going on here.