This Bitch Has The Seven Year Itch Alright

August 11, 2010 / Posted by:

And when she stands over a subway grate, everybody in a 2-mile radius also gets the seven year itch. Some like it hot, but not like that!

Because useless celebwhores in Hollywood won’t stop until Marilyn Monroe’s body has rolled itself into a fine powder, Parasite Hilton used her sticky snatch glue to fix a kitchen ass Marilyn-like wig to the top of her empty head for the launch of her new Ewwww de Wart Pus at some free clinic in Los Angeles last night.

Wonks needs to spend less time on manufacturing her cleavage, and more time practicing her whorefaces in the mirror. Bitch looks like she’s prairie dogging while trying to fight an itch down below she can’t scratch. Dian O’Connell needs to snatch this skank’s wig off and show her how it’s really done.

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