Shocking: JLo’s Diva Bitch Ways Cost Her A Job

Fox and the producers of American Idol are putting the phone to their assholes and farting every time JLo’s people call, because they are done negotiating with her for a judge’s spot on American Idol.

A couple of weeks ago, the rumor went around that JLo and Steven Tyler would join Randy Jackson at the judge’s table. But now People is saying that Fox has dropped JLo on her double stuffed ass.

A source says that Fox has started talking to other people, because JLo’s “demands got out of hand. Fox had just had enough.”

Fox needs to do their research, because they should have known that JLo’s full-time job is to constantly promote the phrase ““sense of self-entitlement.” Of course JLo is going to ask for ridiculous shit like twice as many hair products as Ryan Gaycrest, a fresh human brain for Skeletor to nibble on while she’s on set and a completely white dressing room. Seriously, everything in that dressing room must be white! Even the wicks on her $500 imported candles! When the wick goes black, an assistant must run up and paint it with Wite-Out!

JLo really needs to get over herself, because she has yet to do anything to earn the title of DIVA CUNT BITCH. When JLo quits a job by grabbing two beers and sliding down the evacuation slide, then she can demand anything she wants.