Judge Marsha Is Off The Blohan Case

August 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Judge Marsha won’t get to return Lindsay Lohan’s FUCK U sentiment by painting FUCK U 2 on her eyelids with her favorite ultra-thin Sharpie, because she has removed herself from the case. And White Oprah just removed a bottle of uppers from the medicine cabinet nightstand next to her bed to celebrate this shit!

Sources tell TMZ that the prosecutor in the case Danette Meyers complained about Judge Marsha contacting outside experts without telling anyone first. Apparently, Judge Marsha called up Morningside Recovery Center on her own and chose it as the place LiLo should dry out in even though it was never on the list given to her by court-appointed experts. LiLo was about to be shuffled off to Morningside, but her lawyer convinced Judge Marsha that she needs to go to UCLA instead.

Danette was just about to file papers asking for Judge Marsha to get the hell off the bench, but she quietly slipped out the exit door before that happened. Judge Marsha has been replaced by Judge Elden Fox.

Judge Marsha put LiLo’s ass in the chokey, so her work here is done. Besides, Judge Marsha is probably happy about this since White Oprah was calling her in the middle of the night and slurring about King David and what’s-his-name (Yes, White Oprah gets all her serious legal quotes from Erin Brockovich).

But importantly, why haven’t I noticed Judge Marsha’s whack ass eyeliner until now?! It’s practically lining her bag borders! Doesn’t Judge Marsha know that the eyeliner goes INSIDE the lid. Eye infections always take a back seat to glamour. Somebody sit her down in front of this educational film so Donna Mills can show her the correct way:

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