Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Cajmonet (Birth Name: Tara) from Oxygen’s Hair Battle Spectacular

Hair Battle Spectacular is like if Shear Genius inhaled too much wig glue while licking on a packet of Pop Rocks in Chantal Biya’s at-home hair salon. It’s all about fantasy hair. If the top of your model’s head looks like a Fraggle Rock cemetery, you will probably win that shit! And it’s hosted and judged by Derek J, the sweet and sour glazed cornish game hen who can work a pair of heels like a seasoned hooker running from the police.

Every contestant in this mess has a nickname that makes them sound like either the member of an all-girl junior high school rap group from the Midwest (examples: Fingaz, Malibu, Minista, Sexi Lexi) or a third-tier male stripper from Las Vegas whose one goal in life is to be on Tool Academy (examples: Tsunami, J Rok, Roo, Boss). But the nickname that did me in is CAJMONET which stands for CASH MONEY. I know that name is supposed to make me see sparkly gold dollar signs, but all it makes me see is a giant “DENIED” on a credit card terminal.

CAJMONET sounds like something your drunk ass would blurt out while trying to get money out of the ATM at the end of the night. It also sounds like the name of a check cashing place/nail salon. Cajmonet should automatically get extra snaps for that name alone!

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