And It’s Only $4!

Who needs to go to the grocery store to buy dumb broccoli for $3 when for just $1 more you can go over to Denny’s and bathe your arteries in this deep fried deliciousness right here! This mounds of messiness, which sorts of looks like something from the Bodies Exhibit, is Denny’s new Fried Cheese Sandwich. It’s four deep fried mozzarella sticks shoved into a sourdough grilled cheese sandwich.

This ticket to a date with a defibrillator pad is served with a side of fries and marinara for dipping. Yes, marinara. That’s where Denny’s went wrong. They were this close to making it look like a golden god. Fuck tomatoes! Tomatoes are only delicious when served with several layers of baked cheese on top! This death in a sandwich needs to be served with a giant bowl of dipping butter and blended bacon to spread on top of it.

That being said, Kirstie Alley is still going to put on her eatin’ teddy and make sweet sweet sweet sweeeeet love to this thing.

And once you finish confusing your bowels by swallowing massive amounts of cheese and grease, treat yourself with a piece of Paula Deen’s deep fried cheesecake! Eat your way to DEAAATH!

Yes, you probably won’t wake up from your deep fried coma, but at least you’ll give the coroner some stories to tell after he opens you up.

via Consumerist & TDW