Alanis Has A Soulfetus In Her Womb!

August 11, 2010 / Posted by:

For the past few weeks Alanis Morissette’s chichi situation has gone from regular to SWOLE, so it’s really no surprise to learn that she’s got a first-degree case of the BABIES!!!! Just pretend it’s 1999 and give Alanis a congratulatory cross-eyed bear! Not that kind of cross-eyed bear, you sucio fuck. This kind of cross-eyed bear.

Alanis announced to UsWeekly in their “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” column that she is expecting a slobberling with her husband of 3-months Souleye (Fun Fact: Souleye is also Gay Al Reynolds’ nickname for his no-no).

Congratulations to Alanis and Souleye (who looks like what you get if you melted together Doug, Dawson Leary and a Shrinky Dink version of Morrissey). And a pre-congratulations to all of us, because I’m sure Souleye will pass down the name foolery to his new baby.

(Image via PCN)

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