Steven Slater Gets The Taiwanese CGI Treatment

August 10, 2010 / Posted by:

One of the things that surprises me the most about Steven Slater’s Exit to Gay Eden is that not one bitch on that plane recorded this truly historical moment on their phone. I mean, people will whip their phones out to record stupid shit like a dog attacking a dandelion (okay, that’s not stupid), but everybody suddenly got shy when Steven raised the stakes in the game of dramatic exits?! I swear, people need better training.

Thankfully, Taiwan TV News will put out CGI re-enactments of absolutely anything (the dog attacking a dandelion re-enactment is coming out in a few days), so they put their artists to work on the “I QUIT THIS BITCH” heard around the world.

I hope this isn’t the final product, because this obviously needs more cunt glares, pursed lips and the sound of a million overworked angels singing in unison. And why did Steven suddenly become Dracula when he went down that slide?

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)


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