Hot Slut Of The Day!
Of course….Steven Slater! Steven has already been declared an unofficial Hot Slut in our hearts, but now here’s the paperwork to make it official. We can replace Steven’s wings with a Hot Slut Hall of Fame pin (made from gold condom wrappers, an old Spaghetti Cat button pin and a dab of glitter lube).
In case you’ve been in a drunken roofie coma from your weekend of debauchery and have yet to spend time with the local news, CNN, Facebook, Twitter, your inbox, the internet as a whole, your relatives, your pimp, your dealer or your priest, let me give you the quick second version. Steven is the JetBlue flight attendant who told a rude passenger to fuck off on the intercom before he grabbed two beers from the galley, pushed the emergency exit, slid down the evacuation slide to the tarmac and took the AirTrain to his car. Basically, Steven ensured that when you Google “dramatic exit of the century,” his precious picture will pop up on top.
But there’s more! NBC New York says that while Steven was riding on the AirTrain to the parking lot, he ripped off his JetBlue tie and threw that shit to the floor. And when the cops arrived at Steven’s house in Queens to arrest him, he was in the middle of getting down with his main man! Because telling some asshole to eat a fuck you would put fire in anybody’s hole!
Steven has basically covered all the bases: He cursed a bitch out, quit his job in the most dramatic way possible and celebrated by licking free beer off of his man’s nipples while the cops knocked on his front door. Hero is now spelled S-T-E-V-E-N!
And click here to see a short clip of Steven being taken away in handcuffs while throwing a “Yeah…AND?” smirk at the cameras. The cherry on top of the cherry!
(Once again, thanks to everybody who sent this in)