Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 10, 2010 / Posted by:

This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a male professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the two husbands are still close – but the wives rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason. (Blind Gossip)

Was this blind item ripped out of the wet dream journal Tommy Girl keeps locked away in his dildo closet, because I refuse to believe that Becks would actually crawl into that bitch’s bottom bunk. Besides, I’m pretty sure the virus protection Tommy installed into Stepford Katie’s hard drive blocks her from processing any images of him eating dude ass.

Can you imagine the sounds Tommy and Becks would make if they bumped it? With Tommy’s crazy laugh and Becks’ Minnie Mouse screech, it probably sounds like a hyena eating a pre-pubescent rat.

Which ex-supermodel once threw a pair of scissors at her hairdresser because she didn’t like her ‘do? (She wisely handed him some settlement cash on the spot to avoid any judicial vengeance.) (La Daily Musto via Blind Gossip)

How dare they call Naomi Campbell an “ex-supermodel“! Nothankyouverymuch!

FauxBelly went to a big party last week. Prior to the event, a producer friend’s special effects team created a pregnancy prosthetic that wouldn’t require shoulder, chest, or waistline support. It was lifecast from a real pregnant woman, and actually glued directly to her torso. They had to experiment quite a bit, as the usual adhesives were smelly, highly chemical, or left a rash. They settled on a glue applied on top of a barrier cream. FauxBelly got a little overconfident, though, and started moving around too much. The bump started to peel off. In a panic, she raced to the restroom with her assistant and the FX expert, removed the belly, repositioned it, and glued it back in place. She barely moved the rest of the evening. (Blind Gossip)

This is still ridiculous as Xenu, so I’m sticking with Kelly Preston as my guess?

This blonde was a sitcom cutie in the late 80’s on a very popular family series. She didn’t find success after the show ended and she turned to drugs, and eventually became a pricey call girl. Now she’s pregnant and what should be a happy time is spoiled by the fact that she doesn’t know whether the father is her boyfriend or one of her clients. (Janet Charlton)

HOW ROOOOOOOOD!

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