Bitches Go Crazy For McNuggets: THE MOVIE!
Remember that touching holiday story out of Toledo, Ohio from earlier this year about the insane McNuggethead who fisted a McDonald’s employee in the head after they refused to serve her a box full of deep fried blended chicken gizzards because it was too early? Well, here’s that story in moving picture form and the only way it could be better is if it was served with a 6-piece Chicken McNugget, a Meth McFlurry and soft pink cotton sweater for you to put on once you get the shakes from jonesing for more fried chicken parts.
The best part isn’t when the employee snatches that trick’s hair. It’s also not when that crazy bitch takes her McNugget rage out on the drive-thru window. It’s when the next car pulls up like nothing happened. Fuck calling the cops! There’s a delicious Egg McMuffin with his tongue’s name on it.
And somewhere in Southern California, a McDonald’s employee is “meh-ing” at this video, because Brit Brit pulls this foolery on a weekly basis every time they tell her McGriddles are not available after 11am.
via Videogum