If you’re an aspiring gold digger who keeps waiting in the bars of luxury hotels for a rich mark to land on the stool next to you, then you need to switch up your game immediately. Marinate your hair in a tub of bleach, learn totally awesome radical Club MTV-like dance moves and just hang out in front of Kelsey Grammer’s apartment building at all hours of the day. It won’t take long before you’re fucking him until $100 bills start pouring out of his ass!
Case in point: It was just over a month ago that Kelsey and his beautiful constipated flower wife Camille Grammer filed for divorce. Well, Kelsey is already drowning his sorrows in the crotch juices over another blonde gold digger! Page Six reports that a young blonde British piece named Kate has been licking on Kelsey’s bald head all over NYC. A source seems to think that Kate might be knocked up with a giant ATM machine, “He’s pushing for a quickie divorce because things are moving quickly with his new girlfriend. There is speculation that she is pregnant, but he wants to finalize the divorce before making any announcement.”
Kelsey’s spokesbitch confirmed that he’s dating a new trick, but didn’t know if she’s pregnant or not.
This is the worst news ever! Not because Kelsey is already boning some other chick. Who cares about that. This is all kinds of terrible because now Camille is in danger of losing her GOLD DIGGER OF THE YEAR title! I mean, this Kate ho has put the Wallet Fucker Express Train in 5th gear and is skipping all the stops! Kate is like the Energizer Bunny of gold diggers. Camille better pull some tricks out of her ass (insert irritable bowel syndrome joke here) to stop Kate from kicking her off the top!