Afternoon Crumbs

August 10, 2010 / Posted by:

The Inception rimmer had me wrapped up at “Lionel Richie” – Videogum

Just for fun on Sundays, Jennifer Aniston puts on a wedding dress and runs around in a circle on the beach – Egotastic!

Sookeh and Stepford Katie in something called The Romantics which looks like Rachel Getting Married without the drugs – Lainey Gossip

This girl is no Steven Slater, but she gets points for originality – The Chive

White Oprah must have art directed this shoot (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Shaq is really a 12-year-old girl named Tanya – The Superficial

DILLIGAF really stands for Douchey Ignorant Lame Limp Imbecile Guido Ass Fucker – Towleroad

This shit gives me the opposite of fever: Reese Witherspoon as Peggy Lee – Just Jared

Sofia Vergara obviously fished out the “Doing Housework In Lingerie” card from Esquire’s photo shoot themes hat – Hollywood Tuna

If Levi Johnston becomes Mayor of Wasilla will he make meth legal? The Lohan family is packing their bags now just in case – Celebitchy

Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream video – Popsugar

Pam from True Blood is always HONGRAY – I’m Not Obsessed

Jordan Catalano’s still got a Sly Stone on his head – Cityrag

TLC can’t stop churning out the pasteurized fuckery! Up next…Big Love: The Reality ShowOMG Blog

In case you couldn’t already tell from the lonjas hugging her waist, Snooki doesn’t diet – Hollywood Rag

The jokes write themselves: Naomi Campbell on a boat with the star of Blood Diamond Holy Moly!

At least Russell Brand is taking a bath – SOW

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