Afternoon Crumbs
The Inception rimmer had me wrapped up at “Lionel Richie” – Videogum
Just for fun on Sundays, Jennifer Aniston puts on a wedding dress and runs around in a circle on the beach – Egotastic!
Sookeh and Stepford Katie in something called The Romantics which looks like Rachel Getting Married without the drugs – Lainey Gossip
This girl is no Steven Slater, but she gets points for originality – The Chive
White Oprah must have art directed this shoot (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Shaq is really a 12-year-old girl named Tanya – The Superficial
DILLIGAF really stands for Douchey Ignorant Lame Limp Imbecile Guido Ass Fucker – Towleroad
This shit gives me the opposite of fever: Reese Witherspoon as Peggy Lee – Just Jared
Sofia Vergara obviously fished out the “Doing Housework In Lingerie” card from Esquire’s photo shoot themes hat – Hollywood Tuna
If Levi Johnston becomes Mayor of Wasilla will he make meth legal? The Lohan family is packing their bags now just in case – Celebitchy
Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream video – Popsugar
Pam from True Blood is always HONGRAY – I’m Not Obsessed
Jordan Catalano’s still got a Sly Stone on his head – Cityrag
TLC can’t stop churning out the pasteurized fuckery! Up next…Big Love: The Reality Show – OMG Blog
In case you couldn’t already tell from the lonjas hugging her waist, Snooki doesn’t diet – Hollywood Rag
The jokes write themselves: Naomi Campbell on a boat with the star of Blood Diamond – Holy Moly!
At least Russell Brand is taking a bath – SOW