Mia Farrow Is One Brave Bitch

Mia Farrow has probably licked on Woody Allen’s crotch worm with all the lights on, so obviously she’s been through some scary shit in her life. But nothing can prepare her for the wrath Naomi Campbell is going to bring upon her when she finds out about this! Rosemary’s baby ain’t got shit on Naomi!

Last week, Naomi the Terrible answered questions at the war crimes trial of former Liberian leader Charles Taylor about the night two men gave her a bunch of blood diamonds at Nelson Mandela’s house. Naomi testified that at first she didn’t know the “dirty looking stones” came from Charles Taylor. Naomi said she didn’t learn this bit of info until she had breakfast with Mia Farrow and other guests the next morning. But BITCH BAM BOOM, Mia Farrow testified at The Hague today that Naomi is the one who told her the diamonds came from Charles Taylor.

Mia better crawl into a bath tub full of holy water, because when you call out Naomi Campbell, you call out THE DEVIL! From ABC News:

Farrow testified that Campbell knew exactly who sent her diamonds after the dinner.

Farrow told the court what happened at breakfast the next morning: “[Campbell] was quite excited and she said last night I was awakened by someone knocking at the door. They were men sent from Charles Taylor and they gave me a huge diamond!”

Campbell testified Aug. 5th that at breakfast, Farrow told her the gift must have been from Taylor because no one else at the dinner could have given her uncut diamonds.

“Did you tell Naomi Campbell that the diamond or diamonds came from Charles Taylor?” Prosecutor Nick Koumjian asked Farrow on the stand today. “Absolutely not. Naomi said they came from Charles Taylor,” Farrow replied.

AND Naomi’s former agent Carole White also testified that the Cuntress of England (sorry, Heather Mills) knew the diamonds came from Charles Taylor.

ABC News added that if one is convicted of LYING ASS LYING to the Special Court for Sierra Leone, they can face up to two years in the clink.

On another note, do you think Naomi Campbell wishes she was famous in the early 80s rather than now? I mean, Blackberries are getting lighter and smaller. That has to be a problem for her evil ass. Imagine the damage Naomi can do with a big brick phone. Naomi is probably dreaming of this right now while writing in her journal about all the ways she’s going to torture Mia, thankyouverymuch.