Saunas and bath houses all over London and Los Angeles popped the champagne lube last night to celebrate Robbie Williams’ marrying his girlfriend of 4 years actress Ayda Field. As Robbie kissed his new wife in front of 75 guests in the backyard of his Beverly Hills mansion, his friends at the sauna threw in an extra stroke in honor of him! And while Robbie’s guests blew bubbles at him and his new bride, his friends at the sauna blew…. Okay, you know I’m leading you straight to the gutter with that one, so I won’t paint it out for you. But if I did paint it out for you I’d probably use… Okay, I’m stopping!
The Sun reports that Claire Danes, Hugh Dancy, Cameron Diaz, Joely Richardson and Rachel Hunter were among the guests who watched the former manwhore of Britain slip on a wedding ring. Sadly, Robbie’s Take That groupmates weren’t there to perform during cocktail hour on a lucite stage over the pool. They couldn’t make it for whatever reason.
Robbie and Ayda are expected to do newlywed shit in Mexico for the next two weeks.
There’s a bunch of pictures of guests at Robbie’s wedding, but this is really the only one you need to see. NOW THIS IS A WEDDING GUEST:
When the waiter asked this lady of elegance if she wanted the beef or fish, she probably put her hand up and answered, “I’ll have the vodka. Hold the ice, hold the glass and just bring the bottle.” And when the priest asked if anybody objects to this union, she probably mumbled to herself, “Half of West Hollywood, honey.” I love her.
Seriously though, congrats to Robbie and Ayda! Not because they got married, but because they were in the presence of this stunning creature for most of last night!