Hot Slut Of The Day!

Red, a hermaphrodog in San Bernardino, CA who recently underwent gender re-assignment surgery to become a dude.

1-year-old Red was found aimlessly wandering the streets of San Bernardino after some evil cunt with a heart made of white dog shit dust tossed his ass out without a dime to his name! After Red was picked up, he was taken to a local animal shelter who discovered that he was born with a peen and a poon. The condition is so rare in dogs that published data doesn’t include an estimated percentage.

Now I’m sure most dogs would love to have two sets of genitals. If my dog had his own Facebook page, his status would always read: “Licking my own asshole.” So he would really never EVER leave his dog bed if he had a couple of b-holes and a vagina. But sadly, Red had to have gender reassignment surgery, because having two genitals could’ve led to infection or cancer.

The animal shelter couldn’t afford the surgery so they were thisclose to gassing poor Red and sending him to heaven prematurely. But a donor (not Jamie Lee Curtis) saved the day at the last minute and paid $1,165 out of pocket for the operation. Red is now ready to party and looking for a home.

Below is Red’s story from PE. Red’s foster mother Patti is pretty hot (nod to the ponytail) in her own right.

via laist