Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 6, 2010 / Posted by:

The Geico Pig!!

The Geico Gecko might be searching the streets for empty cans and offering a tail poke for a quarter to horny bitches walking by, because ho might be out of a job soon thanks to this lump of pork Geico is using in one of their new commercials. Although, I don’t know how long this pig is going to last since it’s obvious that he’s addicted to meth, Ecstasy and generic energy drinks. Bitch is going to OD. Or someone’s going to shank him with one of his pinwheels to stop his ass from wee-ing like Tommy Girl at all-you-can-dick night in his dungeon. I wonder what CGI bacon tastes like?

(For Dan & Peggy)

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