The Heidi Montag Of DC vs. Whoopi

August 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Michaele Salahi (Pronounced: FAME WHORE), the spotlight fucker who crashed a White House party last year, is one of The Real Housewives of DC and she went on The View yesterday to promote that shit. In addition to promoting the show, Michaele also continued to promote what a true dumbass she is.

During some stupid fight between the housewives, Whoopi Goldberg showed up from backstage, nudged Michaele and said to her, “Excuse me, can we get back to the White House, please?” After the segment finished taping, Michaele told one of the producers that Whoopi hit her ass. When this got back to Whoopi, she lifted up her pilgrim skirt and flew towards Michaele to curse her out. Whoopi admits to throwing a tornado full of fuck words at Michaele for lying about getting hit.

On The View this morning, Whoopi admitted to filling Michaele’s ears with beautiful fuck words and showed a clip of what really happened. Whoopi also says she will not crash Michaele’s front door with an “I’m So Sowwy” basket. Clip from Jezebel:

The Salahi’s lawyer Lisa Bloom tells The Daily Beast that they are still waiting for an apology from The View for calling them party crashers and saying they should be in jail. Lisa Bloom released this statement:

“I think they treated her horribly. I think they defamed her. I was really shocked by the way she was treated. It’s one thing to ask tough questions, it’s another to use defamatory language when you’ve been warned not to.”

Instead of nudging Michaele, Whoopi should’ve pulled that whole ugly chair down and cackled as that bitch crashed into the floor. The audience would’ve started shouting, “WHOOPI THAT TRICK! WHOOPI THAT TRICK!” That beautiful moment would’ve won them a dozen Emmys.

I hope Bravo has a camera on Michaele when Whoopi’s best friend Mel Gibson calls her. In a total twist that will rock Mel’s mind, Michaele will say “Okay, what’s your address?” when he tells her to blow him before the Jacuzzi.

But more importantly, is it just me or does Whoopi Goldberg sometimes remind you of a butch Antoine Merriweather from Men on Film?

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