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August 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Now you can look like Tar Monster slobbered all over your lashes without having to reach into the bottom of your make-up drawer to grab the oldest and clumpiest pink tube of mascara. British artiste Jessica Harrison has a better solution! Jessica created a pair of lashes made entirely out of fly legs.

That thick liquid rushing up your throat is called vomit. Make sure to neatly blow it into a jar. You can use that jar to attract the fat flies you’re going to butcher for your new lashes!

Somewhere in the world, Lady CaCa is running through a dog park trying to catch as many flies as possible. Will somebody please tell her that she doesn’t have to work so hard! She just has to sit there and they’ll come to her!

via Styleite

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